Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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