She announced her abortion via fbk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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