I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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