Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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