Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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