So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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