i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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