I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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