dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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