He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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