She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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