Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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