I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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