You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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