my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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