as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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