just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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