so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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