after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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