she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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