Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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