where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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