im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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