What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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