whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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