Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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