I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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