soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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