I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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