R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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