lets start a swedish sibling band together
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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