If i come over, it means nothing
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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