Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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