dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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