Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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