Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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