K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I skipped work to stalk him.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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