She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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