One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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