He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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