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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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