All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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