Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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