White coat. Heels.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just had sex on a roof
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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