I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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