Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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