do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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