Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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