Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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