I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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